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...I hope I'm not supposed to be acting all badass, superior and elegant cuz I'm one of the creators... 0_' It's already covered. No sweat. Coke rocks, even if it does eat my teeth. You know, they use coke to clean blood off highways. Look in the back of a squad car some time, you'll find four liters of it.

o_o Because that is so totally not weird. oO You'd think they'd just have some water, I mean it's just a highway. ._. Although I suppose it would be kinda... scary to be driving along and see a big red spot. Speaking of patrol cars, there was this one time my dad was driving to work, and he was going to speed limit (most people go about 20 over on this one deserted stretch of road) and he gets pulled over. He has this problem with remembering to put his tags on his license plate, so thats what he thought it was at first. So the officer comes up to the window and goes; "Hey, Jimmy!" -.- It was one of his old friends that was in his sheriff-mobile. My dad came home peeved, but laughing.

Once my mom's friend was speeding and got caught. He asked her if she knew why she'd gotten pulled over, and she asked "Because I have Dunkin' Donuts in my trunk?" Then she gave the whole box to him and he left....I always found that funny and a bit scary...Yellow...I apologize to any who strain their eyes trying to see the previous part of my post. Y'know, I think going back and adding cyan text right beneath the yellow didn't help much....>.<;;

*sizzle sizzle* I-I can still see, I swear!

At least it wasn't on a bright blue background. :3 Then we'd REALLY be blind.

@@ I think that ketchup fumes are getting to me. I can smell them from the other side of the computer room. Which would be three feet away, but, psh, details. I also have some liquidized ice cream that might be contributing to sudden dizziness.

Hahah, yeah. Nothing like aged food to really curl your hair... And add that extra ambiance to the room. 0_'

I've never thought of ketchup as particularly.... ...fumey. (I know that's not a word... bite me XP) Unless its bad. ...maybe I haven't smelled it enough. Usually I just smother fries in it....

x.x I was of an alike mind. Until I left some ketchup on a plate, in a warm room, for more than twelve hours. Ambiance, perhaps, 'Ewww~' seizures, absolutely. x_o My right eye feels like it's gonna explode. Dunno if the ketchup was related or the fact I've downed five cans of root beer. Could be a combination of the two ;~;

Holy crap. You're a marathon drinker! Of root beer that is... I love the stuff, but I don't know that I'd be able to handle that... And don't you get any ideas, ADK. *gives a wary look*

What!? Planning a candy binge?! I'm offended by your baseless accusations! >:O (Eesh... that sounds... horrible. x.x Um, maybe take it out of the room? :P)

Already done! Although, I must say, I am ever so grateful my dad put a window in this room o_o I think I'd die of heatstroke/ketchup fumes without.

You play mighty innocent for a person who enjoys Spoonfulls of Energy as much as you do, ADK... (FYI, Spoonfulls of Energy = chocolate syrup + caramel syrup on a spoon.) And I'm grateful too for your window, Zigren. We would hate to lose you to fumes. :(

o_o Wow, I have rice bacon and cheese sandwiches, but I've never tried that before. I need some chocolate syrup. Luverly recipe invented by myself: 2 pieces of lightly toasted bread Handful of cheese grated or not As much bacon as your daily sodium intake will allow Enough rice to coat one piece of toast. Coat one piece of toast with rice, place cheese atop rice, then top it off with bacon and the other slice. Put on a plate that can handle microwaves and microwave for forty-two seconds.(Time may very depending on your microwave.) Your Rice Bacon and Cheese Sandwich should have throughly melted cheese oozing out the sides. Enjoy, and have a paper towel or two with you as you do so.

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