All the stuff I wanted to say that didn't make sense
I started playing WoW again when I moved up. My warlock is level 70. My shaman isn't my main any more, and I treat him like a filthy rat. 14/34/13 spec for freaking win. Succubus-based shadow DPS builds rock for 5-mans. I miss my cats. Did you guys hear they're making a DBZ MMO? There is no god. I have journeymanned the art of rambling banter. There's a dessert place down the street from my house (Just down a block, on Division between 34th and 35th. That's 35th Ave, not 35th Pl. Still with me?) They have a *wicked* blueberry Creme Brulee. I had it tonight, it was the most satisfying thing. Anyone who comes to visit me before I move will be taken out for blueberry Creme Brulee. It totally made up for the vegetarian sandwich at the Hedge House. Far too many vegetarian sandwiches are made by people who have no idea what the hell vegetarians eat. Replacing pastrami with sprouts is NOT a good rule of thumb!! I need a haircut.

I miss roast beef and avocado sandwiches. I went from being a lonely hermit in Oregon to being a lonely hermit in Louisiana, only without regular internet. It sucks. When life is complicated, it sucks. When it's not complicated, it's boring. But what if it somehow manages to be both complicated AND boring? Trio Nocturne. Good band. The name is deceptive, they're not goth at all. It's still summer, but the snowcone stands are closed. Sadness. Is it sad when the local Walgreen's has more dome security cameras in a smaller area than most Targets I've seen? I broke. I have a WoW character on a friend's computer. I don't get to play him often, but he's almost lvl 20....Tauren Shaman. Funny thing, he's like the only non-blood elf Horde char on their entire account, and they have a ridiculous number of chars....stupid Alliance goons. I swear Blood Elves were only made so elfophiles would actually play a little Horde now and again. Pansies. Go read Looking for Group. Better, watch the videos. Andy, I'm looking at you. Go watch Slaughter Your World, if you haven't already. In fact, if you haven't already, I'm going to slap you when next I see you. Even better...HERE. NO EXCUSES! WATCH!!! http://lfgcomic.com/video.php

NOW YOU FEEL MY PAIN! I hate freaking blood elves. Why couldn't they have given us Naga, or Pandarens, or Ogres? What about goblins, they were originally a horde race... goblins would have been cool... they even have long floppy ears. Just not.... fucking... elves. Word of advice. Drop shaman now before you get too attached to it. Shaman is like cruise-control for talent. It's pick a spec, and get VERY familiar with your array of totems and your THREE useful spells. I used to play shaman as my main, until I hit 60 and realized it was totally retarded. If you like easy classes (shamans are pretty easy to level, nothing wrong with that) try warlock, go affliction and feel the fucking pwn. Or go druid for a similarly hippie-themed play experience but with versatility and character involvement. In other news... don't say roast beef to me. I just had my first day of work, and my hands still stink of salami and turkey. I hate lunch meat with a passion. For that matter, avoid pastrami too.

Guild wars is for people with no life! *pretending that WoW is otherwise*

lol, don't get all archy, i'm just kidding around. WoW is as much a waste of time as Guild Wars, and every other level- and gear-based MMO like those two. I'm in the Tabula Rasa closed beta, and it's a waste of time too. I wish someone would write another worthwhile RPG... Avernum was good until they made like five sequels, but I haven't seen anything really worthy of the time it takes to beat it since then. Not that I don't play newer games... A man has to keep busy some how... Sadly.

'S all for me grog. Shut up! I don't need to hear all that. Don't fuck with the guy who solos tanks. GamegamegamegamegamegamegameINEEDGAMEgamegamegamegamegame I miss having friends in a reasonable distance.

And now I'm leaving poor ross behind... At least Ruben will be gaming again next month... Shard, werewolf MMO would be City of Heros all over again. I'd say there should be a mage MMO, but it'd just be Guild Wars but worse. I've actually written a pretty cool concept design for a Wraith-inspired MMO. I know, Wraith sucked, but i think if you tweaked it to feel more like a primary setting instead of a shitty patch for a badly thought-out addition to a stupid caste of an overrated race in an otherwise good system, it would translate to computer pretty nicely. Also, Mummy: the Ressurection: The MMO. Think about it. Mummy. : D D D

Christ, I miss the poker club. Still need gamezorz. What the fuck are rivets used for? I need a bitchin bookshelf.

MUMMY? That would be worse than Vampire.....unless they did something along the lines of Planescape: Torment. Other than that, making it impossible to die sucks. wtf gamezorz? And werewolf would so not be CoH again....not if they gave even a token effort to be true to the game line. In sadder news, it seems Flagship Studios has suffered dissolution, and the game of excellent potential known as Hellgate: London may never truly realize that potential. For those that have it or will be getting it, due to this fact I recommend against downloading any patches or updates, as despite glitch fixes, they remove or alter some of the best parts of the game. Play the beta out of the box as is. It'll be a better experience, trust me.